> Mr. Egbert: Contact Old Man Harley.
You do just that during your short drive back home using your handy Bluetooth headset. As expected, your old uncle has been awake for several hours. Despite being 101 years old and getting around with a knee replacement, he still wakes up at 5AM every morning to practice his marksmanship skills on helpless butterflies. It seems nothing short of a natural disaster will stop this guy.
He is only mildly surprised by your account of alien children, if only because his granddaughter brought home three of them. He is currently very busy scouring their personal computers for information on a game called SBURB (with their explicit permission, he promises). He requests that you ask the aliens you have with you about their involvement with that oddly-named game. However, your request to let them rest and feed first has been approved.
> John: Greet your dad.
JOHN: dad! oh man you will never guess what happened when you…
JOHN: oh. wow, i guess you can!
JOHN: you guys are vriska’s friends, aren’t you?
SOLLUX: n0t really.
JOHN: heh, vriska said you might say that. you’re sollux, right? and you’re aradia!
ARADIA: thats right
ARADIA: its really nice to meet you john!
JOHN: it’s great meeting you guys too! man, i can’t believe my dad found you, of all people!
JOHN: hey, where’s karkat? vriska said we’re supposed to be best earth buddies or something like that. isn’t he with you?
ARADIA: um well
SOLLUX: it2 20rt of c0mplicated.
DAD: son, would you come over and help me carry this boy inside?
JOHN: oh my god. what happened to him?
ARADIA: he got run over by a scuttle— i mean a car
SOLLUX: y0ur guardian 2ay2 he will be 0kay but…
JOHN: karkat? karkat, it’s me, john. you know? your earth buddy?
JOHN: i mean, i guess i’m your earth buddy, vriska says i was before, even though i can’t remember…
JOHN: i really want to get to know you! vriska said all sorts of things about you and you sound like a lot of fun…
JOHN: please be okay…
JOHN: karkat!!! you’re okay!!!
ARADIA: what a relief!
KARKAT: HEAD… PAIN… WHY…
> Bro: Be hiding in the ceiling vents, wonder what the fuck is going on.
Why hide in vents when you can just put the house key in the keyhole, twist it turnways and..
Just what the fuck is going on here.
BRO: hey lil guy
BRO: whos the demon chick
DAVE: oh hey
DAVE: bro this is terezi
DAVE: and terezi this is bro
DAVE: hey what the hell get back down here
TEREZI: L1K3 H3LL 1 W1LL!!! WHY 1S TH4T TH1NG ON YOUR CUSTOD14NS SHOULD3R?!
DAVE: its ok tez its just lil cal
DAVE: hes cool
TEREZI: 4R3 YOU K1DD1NG M3?! TH4T TH1NG 1S 3V1L 1NC4RN4T3!
DAVE: dude hes just a stupid puppet chill
TEREZI: OH GOD G3T 1T 4W4Y FROM M3!!!